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How To Be Cocky & Funny

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The combination of being cocky and funny (C&F) at the same time is like rocket fuel in terms of sparking attraction with women.

It's very powerful.

Cocky & Funny basically means to use arrogant but humorous behavior and words.

Because of the inclusion of arrogance, insecure or 'self-hating' women usually don't respond well to it. They may feel that you are too good for them and will often become too nervous/intimidated around you, or try to verbal spar with you by over-using cocky & funny in return.

However, once you learn how to communicate in this way, you will notice that the beautiful and sought-after women will suddenly start paying a lot more attention to you and treating you very differently.

They will say things like, "Wow, you're different than most guys I meet" which can be translated to "Wow, you're not trying to suck up to me like every other guy. Nor are you trying to kiss up to me because I'm beautiful. I don't even know if you really want me...do you like me? Somehow, I feel like I'm going to have to impress YOU in order for you to like me...I'm intrigued!"

Here's an example of cocky & funny lines in action:

Her: Hey, you're a really interesting guy...I like that.
You: Thanks, but compliments like that will get you nowhere with me okay? I'm not sleeping with you tonight. I'm not that easy.
Her: Haha!
You: I mean, I have feelings y'know? I'm not just a piece of meat!
Her: Haha! I can't believe you just said that!

What she means is, "I like it, please treat me like that again!"

A guy who is clueless about flirting with women will think that he offended her and quickly say something to withdraw the cocky & funny comment.

Clueless guy: Oh no, I was just kidding!
Woman: Oh, okay...hehe.

What she really means is, "Oh, okay...so you don't have any balls after all? Well, I guess you can be my new girlfriend. Let's continue laughing together you little girly-man.

I just lost a massive amount of attraction for you. You're the kind of guy who'd be all soppy in the bedroom and your nice, placid behavior would turn me off.

If I were to actually hook up with you, I'd be the one 'wearing the pants' in the relationship and frankly, I'd prefer to be in a relationship with a man, not a woman."

Now, you might be reading about being cocky & funny with women and thinking, "There's no way I could pull off the cocky and funny attitude. I don't know that a woman likes me for sure, so why would I risk her laughing at me for suggesting such a thing?"

Change your mindset and realize that ocky and funny is simply the language of verbal flirting.

If you use cocky and funny lines and behaviors in the right way, a woman will know that you're flirting.

Now, you might also be thinking, "Well, I don't want to act like that...I just want to be myself."

Then you'd better get used to achieving the same old results that you always have with women!

If your current behaviors aren't getting you the results you desire, you need to change the way you interact with women.

"I Hate Men Who..."

Women will often test your motives by making comments like, "I hate it when men stare at me like I'm just a piece of meat. I want a guy who actually cares about me and wants to take care of me."

Comments like those are perfect opportunities for you to be cocky & funny.

A girly-man will lie and respond by trying to prove that he is the ideal guy for her, "Yeah, I know...guys only care about one thing. I'm not like that at all..."

Don't respond like that. Don't be ashamed to be man.

Be honest about your desires for women while being playful. Women appreciate it, BIG TIME. They also place you in a different category (potential lover) to the girly-men (potential friend).

Here are some cocky & funny lines you can use as a reply to such a comment. Remember, be playful when saying them:

- You obviously don't know men very well. We're all like that.

- *Yawn*...boring. Have you finished yet?

- You: But...I'm confused now...
Her: Why?
You: Well...because you are just a piece of meat! :) I know, I know - there's SO much more to you than your looks and body...and you probably have an awesome personality too, I'm sure of it. But, at this stage, I still only see you as a piece of meat.

Remember: Once again, be PLAYFUL with cocky & funny. It's not meant to hurt women or demean them, it's meant to be FUN.

With the last cocky and funny line above, you should be smiling and JOKING.

Enjoy!



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Dan Bacon is the CEO and lead dating coach for TheModernMan.com who provide advanced dating advice for men.
Cocky and Funny, Cocky and Funny Lines, How to be Cocky and Funny, Pick Up Women, Approach Women, Pick Up Artists, Pickup Artist, Flirting Tips For Men, How to Flirt, Flirting For Guys

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